Stella was injured during a riot on January 6. Half of her tail was amputated. Or perhaps it dropped off like a lizard’s. We aren’t sure. If anyone finds the missing tail please send it to the Rat...
Brutus is back! Brutus was warmly welcomed back to the rat clan as they celebrated the holidays. We are all looking forward to his portrayal of Dr. Anthony Fauci in the ongoing rats production of the Twelve Days of...
We’ve just received some photos from a confidential source which appear to show Brutus and Baby Shark tearing it up. Baby Shark has been rumored to be staying at the nearby Elasmobranch Ranch, the well-known upscale and secretive rehabilitation facility. It looks like...
Brutus was waved off on his journey south by hundreds of well-wishers and onlookers, all hoping for a speedy recovery and return of their beloved Chief. “The first couple of days at the RSC Brutus underwent a vast array of tests,” Stella said. She went on...
Brutus is no spring chicken, well, no spring rat I guess you’d say; he is indeed said to be “ancient”. This reporter was, of course, disturbed by these rumors and decided to investigate further after receiving no comment from his agent. When quotes...
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Who knows, you may hear from them someday. Probably not, though--the rats are kinda lazy.
